Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Satanic Music Is The Worst

Something I'm trying to dabble into is more secular metal music. I have received some music from jay and it is good. Something I can't stand is satanic metal. It is terrible. Every song sounds the same and they have nothing better to sing about than killing Jesus or Heaven burning. I was flipping through itunes and found a band called Deicide. They are one of the worst bands I have heard. They have no talent. They may be able to growl and scream till their throats bleed but they suck royally. They can't come up with a song about something other than death to Christians or bashing the bible. It's like they can't or they are too stupid to know anything else. I'd like to see them make a Christmas album. Yeah that would be funny wouldn't it? They are also some of the most fake people ever. They act all tough on stage but in with out their masks and make up they are a bunch of pansies. They talk about Christians being fake when they are just as fake as some of them. I would like to meet one of these bands to see if I could outsmart one of these bad boys of metal. Now, I know a lot of these guys burn churches and all this stuff but I could care-less. A lot of these guys could be tossed through a window and break every bone in their body falling into a big air mattress. They are really wimpy and small. The only thing good I can say about them is that metal wouldn’t be where it was without them. Well there ya go. If you don't like it...SUCK IT

2 comments:

semisweet said...

"I'd like to see them make a Christmas album. Yeah that would be funny wouldn't it?"
yes. it's really funny to write a song about a holiday you don't celebrate. saying this is like saying "i'd really like to see stryper write a Mawlid al-Nabi album" (Mawlid al-Nabi is Prophet Muhammad's Birthday). why would a satanic band write a christmas album? why would a christian band make a mawlid al-nabi album? i don't think i'd like to hear the satanist take on christmas, would you?

"They are also some of the most fake people ever." how do you know? have you met them? "I would like to meet one of these bands to see if I could outsmart one of these bad boys of metal." oh wait! no.. you haven't met them! have you listened to their lyics about hating God and then watched a prayer documentary they made??

"They act all tough on stage but in with out their masks and make up they are a bunch of pansies."
read this. tell me what it means... "but IN WITH OUT"...

"Now, I know a lot of these guys burn churches and all this stuff but I could care-less" you could careless? you can do an adjective?! you amaze me.

"A lot of these guys could be tossed through a window and break every bone in their body falling into a big air mattress. They are really wimpy and small" and if you got thrown through a window you'd be safe? and being big and tough is what metal music is all about, right... ? you basically said "if you aren't big and tough, you aren't good enough"

"If you don't like it...SUCK IT" no thanks!

Micah said...

you've clearly never heard burzum...